我正在觀賞一齣精彩絕倫的「連續劇」,這部每天播出的好戲,至今從無冷場,內容撲朔迷離、情節高潮迭起,囊括各式的豐富戲碼;警匪及戰爭,恐怖懸疑,災難冒險,當然也有喜劇愛情…。
超神的編劇和導演,對戲曲以及演員搭配,都能適時秀出最夯的卡司擔任演出。讓觀眾驚嘆不已,情緒也會隨著劇情發展震盪起伏,目前正在熱烈播出的這齣,更是「轟動武林、驚動萬教」,叫做「驚爆17您來瘋」…。
通常我只當觀眾,但若導演有「劇情需要」也會勉為其難尬上一腳。我很敬業,每次演出總是「態度專注、動作逼真」,足以媲美奧斯卡最佳男主角…。
例如;我扮演過的「壞小子」,劇情和艋舺類似,但沒有像主角那麼衰,掛了!可是也演得「親痛仇快」十分入戲,最後還「獲頒」黑名單的排行榜…
由於「五官俱全、貌似忠貞」,特別受到導演青睞,原本安排幾場瓊瑤式的愛情文藝片,後來因我行徑瀟灑潛藏浪人特質,才改派「秦漢」擔任主角,我則另選日劇「小林旭」的浪子戲路,為此還苦練吉他,自我「臭彈」一番…。
「港邊惜別」是當年最佳的代表作,我演船員,毅然離開初戀情人漂泊四海…,由於演出實在太生動感人,此後片約不斷,並專演「多情有骨氣」的漂丿小生,前陣子導演有意找我開拍一齣「黃昏之戀」,雖然多情依舊,但「骨氣」因之前發揮過度,不幸得了「骨質疏鬆症」只好黯然婉拒…。
雖說「人生如戲」但過去總希望在裡頭挑大樑當主角,如今人老珠黃隱居水都,終於體會什麼叫做「戲如人生」,而且更懂得「看戲」遠比「演戲」來得輕鬆,也才能安坐在此,沒事充當「影評」磨牙瞎掰,一來激盪腦力以防癡呆,二來活動手指加速msn,三來消遣自娛無料休閒,再說若能讓觀眾樂得「邊看邊罵」也算是做「公益」一舉數得…。還有,還有,最近看了一則報導;
如果別人對你說:「哩喜底勒起笑喔?」那就是說;你快要成功了…。
呵呵~我看…還是聽歌吧~
Stand by me (Engelbert Humperdinck)
When the night has come And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we see
No I won't be afraid no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
So darling, darling stand by me
Oh~ stand by me stand by me, stand by me
If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall
And the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darling, darling stand by me
Oh~stand by me stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh~ stand by me stand by me,
stand by me, stand by me
Darling,darling stand by me stand by me
Oh,stand by me stand by me stand by me